Picturing somebody sitting in one of those grocery stores deli’s opening a can of something like black beans and beginning to chug while chewing with bean sludge dripping down their chin gave me a pretty good chuckle
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Well, yeah but are they ready to go for you to eat immediately plates and even a fork is optional?
Yeah, usually during very early morning sex. Like that your eyes are barely open and you don’t even know how you started having sex or who started it but it’s in full swing by the time you come to. Sometimes during that time, I feel nothing when I cum. It’s not fun but rolling over and going back to bed surely is!
Anyway, if you’re experiencing this on your own, try not spanking the ham for a bit and you’ll get back to normal.
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News@lemmy.world•Colorado declares town abandoned amid water and leadership crisis
1·5 days agoThat was a wild mini-rabbit hole I went down reading about this tiny town. Between a revolving door for politicians, an actual fistfight, DOLA showing up over 30 times attempting to straighten things out, and embezzlement on a massive scale… What a shit hole. I feel bad for the residents.
Now that the town is “abandoned” the county can take it over in order for it to be someone else’s problem! Meanwhile the taxpayers will be paying the bill as usual.
Shit man one upon a time those chicken’s were like $5 a pop. Cheapest and fastest way of getting a ton of protein in by far. Now not so much. The last time I bought one I think it was double that in price. This is why we can’t have nice things. Companies gotta get greedy.


Calling it now! Watch the DNC sabotage the primary election so he tanks. They’d rather lose a democratic election than having a candidate be elected that will actually do what they all claim to stand behind.