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Ayyy, good one slothrop. Put this in /dadjokes
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Ayyy, good one slothrop. Put this in /dadjokes
Can also do this with buzzwords the media likes to use, like the “cloud to butt” extension, or force to horse

In the current headline writing about politics, I’d love to se a “slammed to fondled” one


Fielders don’t wear helmets
The current future outlook of the internet is bleak. Everything will be controlled by a dozen companies and all content must be appropriate for teens
I seem to recall this kid getting banned from facebook bc his real name was batman suparman



Trump-Epstein files. Trumpstein files


Doctorow has also been doing podcasts recently (probably as visibility to promote his book). He’s been on with both Trevor Noah and Jon Stewart recently that I saw.
Really great (and depressing) hearing him lay out all the ways things have enshittified
The dolphin uses the human legs to get around, which would maybe be difficult if the guy was dead


I think it was tressless, and I only know it bc one guy would sometimes come into other men’s subs talking about that sub and how depressed he was and how hair was the only thing that would ever make him happy. When people tried to show positivity and get him to see things in a different light he’d just ignore everything and talk about his depression.
He was way too far gone for reddit randos to help and really needed a professional but he ignored that advice as well. Then he’d delete the acct and show back up a week or so later with a new acct and the exact same talking points. It was really sad


How long til they’re deployed on rowdy students?


We don’t have to keep giving them the false legitimacy of equal time or attention.
If I want to point something out that a shithole site is promoting, I don’t need admin to put up a baby gate so I can’t talk about it. I don’t know how that relates to legitimizing anything.


Yeah but, know your enemy and all that
At least it saves a “the” and an “of”, unless dd/mm countries say “It’s 3rd June” or “3 June”. Do you not say “the 3rd of June”? In the US you can say “June 3rd”. Plus it’s natural to line up with yyyy/mm/dd order but in most daily conversations you don’t need to say the year.