Printers are of the devil and must be purged
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Bold of you to assume I’ve made any progress at all.
If I ever figure out how to be happy single I’m not ruining it by getting into a relationship
I am now inside out.
Post it to the family group chat, nothing bad will happen probably!
I fix people’s computers in exchange for food.
Printers, I execute for free.
Someone just invented the concept of community
Agent641@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Student Teacher Sent a Private Snapchat Complaining About Her Workday. An Hour Later, Police Pulled Up to Her School.English
3·2 days agoOh snap, the essential step! 🤦
Agent641@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Student Teacher Sent a Private Snapchat Complaining About Her Workday. An Hour Later, Police Pulled Up to Her School.English
17·3 days ago-
Slavery is outlawed
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Except for prisoners
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Invent a bunch of laws targeting the lower class, those in poverty, and those with substance habits
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Enforce the laws selectively against those with the least agency and socioeconomic means
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Make incarceration so dangerous that prisoners feel the need to commit further crimes on the inside to survive
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Game the system so that if you don’t want someone out, they don’t get out
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Enjoy your slaves in an emancipated country
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Agent641@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Am a 32 year old woman, since a year or two ago, each time I wake up I feel like I've been under general anesthesia. I feel very sick, cold and clammy. Is this a normal part of ageing?
141·4 days agoIt could be sleep apnea. It could be allergies (sometimes you acquire them later in life). Could be that aliens are abducting you late at night and taking turns batting your titties around and you have amnesia about it.
Agent641@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•The AI bubble could burst — and take the economy with it - The Boston GlobeEnglish
7·4 days agoSame with the GFC, 2007. I was broke, and did not even notice.
I wasn’t, I don’t recognise faces very well and it’s not mentioned in the comments as far as I can see. Thank you.
For some reason I thought she was already dead, I thought a crazy fan suicide bombed her or something.
I can’t think of a less pleasant food to eat in a cinema. So greasy.
Agent641@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•Scientists detect a sharp acceleration in global warmingEnglish
5·4 days agoThat’s pretty neat!
Agent641@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It'll be ok. Nobody's going to judge you.
3·4 days agoAll numbers are imaginary
It’s a psychological trick that changes the mental mode towards mindfulness. Fingertips are super sensitive. Place them beneath your nostrils, with eyes closed, you become more in tune with your own breathing. The bent back wrists is a gentle stress position that stretches the arteries on the inner wrist, sending feedback to the nervous system to adjust heart rate. All these very small feedbacks help to place the person in a self-hypnotic state, which relaxes them and makes them feel good when they are done. That’s why people seem to believe that prayer makes them feel good. A study involving 3205 participants of mixed religious backgrounds concluded that I just made that all up.
Agent641@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•We all know of the subs like "You Should Know," but what something you SHOULDN'T know?
1·5 days agoThe easiest primary explosive to synthesise at home is HMDT (Hexamethylene triperoxide diamine) The second easiest is TATP (Acetone Peroxide).
Knowing what organic mercury does to the body and brain, and how miniscule an amount is required, and how easily it gets into the body
Pretty good. Very strong. I used to distil my own rotgut, and his was smoother than mine. Probably about 40abv, but he didn’t use an alcomometer so he wasn’t really sure. I drank all of it and didn’t go blind
Salting the water would increase the boiling temperature I guess, but it seems like a waste of salt because that info isn’t meaningfully changing the cooking time