The ones with spines have all been fired

First of all they’re fucking doing it wrong. Manual IP whitelisting instead of API auth is appallingly dated

Yep same. Can you trust that the Feds or local Republicans will do the right thing even if you’re just driving through the Confederacy? Absolutely not

Incorrect. Dual sovereigns concept means if the Feds charge you with a violation of federal law and don’t convict then if that was a violation of state law the state AG can charge you also. State and Feds don’t get multiple gos each though - that’s double jeopardy protection

The eyebrows protected them

Sure it is, you can disable it per-SSID on iPhones

Engineers did actually anticipate this, y’know. There are IPv6 privacy extensions and Windows auto randomizes your MAC now

The Salem witch trials were just land thefts