No humans here. Just us bots.

Why is the anesthesiologist’s hand on the patient’s bare ass?

With your fingers? Amateur.

20 years ago I had friends.

That two timing slut!

The theory being that kiwi’s have serotonin and tart cherry juice has melatonin that help you sleep.

The serotonin in your kiwi gets mostly destroyed in you stomach acid. Any remaining amounts that do get absorbed into your bloodstream will never make it to your brain to do anything because of the blood-brain barrier. Only specific compounds can cross this. Your brain can only use serotonin that it synthesizes. Most of it sticks in your gut helping to regulate bowel movements.

It might be the antioxidants lowering inflammation, a hit of vitamin c or some sugar leaving you satisfied or placebo that helps.

Charge Zuckerburg with Cybercrimes?

People who bought a home to live in lost nothing. People looking to “invest”/flip lost money. Investing is risky. People get burned all the time.

More of an ape than a monkey, but I’m told I’m fun at parties.

That’s why I agreed to do it for free.

Never drink alone. You aren’t alone in a bar. This is a Pandemic era innovation in monkeybusiness.

$14.99?!?

I’ll do all of that for free. Just the cost of booze and smokes. I too am not picky about brand and will drink most anything. (I’m ok at pickpocketing)

I have two wolves inside me. One is average and occasionally lucky and the other is a moron.

I miss your waterbed too.

Caption: Mother Nature, it seams, is not without a sense of vengeance.

An incomplete solution, but a good one.

It’s terrible…these prices. I’ll take the first wheel.

I swapped 4.

I once dated a friends younger sister. I could only dream of three sisters at the same time.

Too late. ICE has been doing that for sometime now.

The call is coming from inside the (white) house.