The best part about when you suck off Munch is the whole band sings a song about how you’re sucking him off & it’s to the tune of a popular song of the era such as I Want it That Way, or Let the Good Times Roll for example depending on what decade it is when you do that nasty deed
I learnt it using the last letters of each lake
Ryan
Nice
Ned’s
Erie
O
They stole it off Twitter and Reddit where people have said this for YEARS
The one thing I remember about it was a guy complaining how hot it was because of global warming. Something like “95 degrees in the friggin shade”
Just stick to betting on wholesome things like if a kid’s gonna croak from cancer
When you burn the remains of these ancient life forms it releases their ghosts and that’s what kills so many when they breathe haunted air
My dick Has taken me places Yo dick Had ‘em makin faces My dick Silent hill Yo dick Vile and shrill My dick is like a gun Yo dick is minus one
Mike Bass, it will cost you everything
The prophesy was misheard. Originally it was “bring bell-ends to the force” which tbf ended up happening
When you are a Michigander and you trot away with candor
Somebody plz check on the mummies
Reach in and grab some free ambergris dumbass kids
One swish Two swish Red swish Poo swish
While so many are out there shitposting corn shitposts, a select few are walking the talk and living that corn life AKA “let go and let cob” and furthermore scallops can be tricky so a tip o the hat is in order
U hearda cyclops?
sigh clops dat azzzz
When you cuckslurp after god you get certain powers and also sainthood
I AM IN ANGER THAT YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH HAIR FOR ME, THE BARBER
Ah the old n+1 guns gambit
“That man has gone too far. That is too many clothes for one man to wear.”