A cow is more likely to kill you than a shark (on land).

You don’t know this, so no one will ask.

I’m presuming triumphed is a misspelling of trumped rather than some obscure colloquialism.

Surely no one would make things up due to their upvote addiction?

No way. I live in a lttle hamlet called Filthy Cumslut and the same thing happened.

She was a strong block for me. Horny shit constantly. Not what I’m here for.

She’s a good girl, crazy bad elbows