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Cake day: April 8th, 2026

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  • There is one single app I need for freelance work that I cannot replace with a non-windows app.

    It lives in a virtual machine and is shut down for 99% of its existence.

    The machine that runs the VM is the one I use for local LLM and fucking around with docker containers. It’s an insanely powerful machine that’s slightly RAM constrained. I can run what feels like an unlimited amount of containers on it, or that fucking Windows VM. I have to kill every running container on the machine just to run one single Windows app for 10 minutes once or twice a week.

    If my freelance work paid more, I’d buy a dedicated windows machine just to do this one fucking task. (And then I’d have to air-gap it, and figure out how to remotely start it somehow, because I don’t trust Windows at all, and don’t want it running all the time.)
    Or, I guess… buy access to a windows VM online? Hm. The convenience/time/effort trade off could be worth it at certain price points.



  • Is that a tiny shark fin on the hood?
    This is why you shouldn’t let AI control your car. It saw the appliqué, glitched about what it was doing, and rest was history.

    #SaltLife

    “That lifeguard asked me if I knew my tides tables.
    First off, it’s times tables. Second, I’m not doing math at the beach.
    Idiot.

    Non-sequitur: I love the SaltLife decals so much. Their font is just so awful that every time I see “Slut Life” on a Jeep Renegade a 12 hour drive from the nearest ocean, I just think of the driver tarting it up every weekend. It makes me giggle.





  • I use this - IKEA Bilresa scroll wheel. It also comes in a 3 pack for $28.

    I’ve got it working in HomeAssistant, and they’re pretty neat. The knob has a click action, and the remote has a click action, too. Clicks on the remote allow you to select between 3 different ‘channels.’
    In HA, you can set each channel so that the click and scroll does something different. (The blueprint I use has click, long press, double, triple, and quad click, as well as scroll wheel actions.)
    I’m not that fancy - I’ve got each channel’s click action mapped to on/off toggle, and to brightness, color temp, and a hue scroller.


  • You absolutely should.

    But as a word of advice: take really, really good measurements multiple times at different times of the day and rely on the largest measurement collected for a given area. Also, only buy one the first time you purchase.

    (The latter thing didn’t bite us, but could have. The elbows, of all places, are a touch too small and after about an hour start to become uncomfortable.)

    Edit: One last thing! If you’re going for a full body look and planning to actually wear it for a bit, get the crotch zipper, so you don’t have to strip to pee. (I didn’t because I kept thinking I wasn’t gonna boink her while she wore it, because I have a one track mind, and that was a dumb decision.)



  • So here’s how this played out in front of my bathroom mirror this morning:

    Someone starts yapping about their god or whatever.
    I loudly say “No thank you. Please stop.” while ensuring I have caught the eye of the nearest flight attendant.
    I give them about 30 seconds to take their bows and sit the fuck down.
    If they don’t, I move to the center aisle, stand up, loudly announce that they are creating a disturbance on the plane. I tell them for deeply personal reasons, the topic they are discussing is upsetting and unsettling to me, and if they continue, I will consider their continuation belligerence. I look directly at the flight attendant and tell them that it is their job to prevent passenger belligerence.
    If I’m feeling charitable, I’ll mention that freedom of religion is also freedom from religion and that I’m about to freak the fuck out if they don’t shut up the wannabe preacher. And if they don’t, well, then nobody gets to be heard over the sounds of me screaming the account of my then 12-year-old childhood friend being molested by a youth preacher while I watched in the back of a church van.

    So says the hero in the bathroom mirror that is devoid of consequence. We all know on this side of the mirror, I would be banned from flying and the idiot TikToker would get a gofundme.