It actually doesn’t. They have this absurdly high quality toilet paper that’s about 1.5x longer than the squares I always see in Canada, and it’s got to be like quilted 3 ply. It unrolls reluctantly and I swear I hear an angel chorus every time I pull a sheet.

Looks like a pretty typical European toilet? What’s the problem?

The large flush button looks like it got clipped on the left but that could be a weird artistic decision.

I’m on vacation in Switzerland right now and I’ve seen this in a bunch of people’s home bathrooms.

Maybe because you’re less likely to accidentally whack the roll and knock it to the floor? 🤷‍♂️

I do, briefly; when someone hands me their laptop and asks me to fix something.

On what date will the goalposts be moved?

Cults typically wait until after the magic date, but cunning grifters like to move them early and often.

I appreciated that they included a link at the bottom of the email to the page to delete your account. Fairly painless process.

Subtraction, usually.

The LubeLogger meltdown ticket is pretty goddamn funny.

Well, excepting if you use your body to drive a car through a bunch of people.

Extremely controversial take, I’m sure: you don’t shave for other people. You shave for yourself.