No idea. I just know he was an internet personality who seemed to thrive on negative attention.

If you’re in the U.S., I’d be surprised if you don’t have any. There’s a little “town” near me with literally only a Post Office. It has at least two already.

Meanwhile: Perez Hilton was livestreaming self-harm just this week.

My only issue with it is most of the “Christ-lovers” are also Israel lovers.

Pommel horse cheese is where it’s at.

No.

It’s a promise.

They usually ask that after they die. Right now, there’s nothing anybody can do.

Sabine is a little nutty ngl, I had to unsubscribe. She huffs her own farts way too much.

Well, it’s a W in my book.

Yes. In fact, just earlier today, my buddy Darryl was telling me about a coherent, non-self preferential definition of the number 3. It’s not a big deal. People do that stuff all the time.

I’d sit on it until I pass out. How do you like THAT data, nerds!?

I miss the spicy McChicken. Fuck your McCrispy bullshit. I’m not buying it.

Now I’m erect and peeing is even harder?

They forgive you.