Plus it’ll suck your dick

No no, China pays the tariffs.

I know, because I live in a gutter and huff jenkem

But companies always hold their promises…

It’s darkly hilarious that parents are demanding that schools allow their kids to be stupid and the schools are just like “okay, we can’t do anything about this.”

What’s even the point? Shut 'em down if they’re not going to enforce any rules.

At that point, it’s probably more healthy to send little Bobby down into the mines, at least he won’t have time to melt his brain on a screen.

Listen, if something didn’t happen within 5 feet of me, then it didn’t happen.

I have decreed that all evidence otherwise must be brought to me for presentation, and you’ll also have to understand it for me, and after all that, I’ll have AI tell you that you’re wrong.

What, he’s going to find out the youngest age a girl can get pregnant?