There’s even a song about this

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

Midgits be pissed

Nah, that’s important for something you eat out of.

Something you shit into can be dirty. It doesn’t need to be clean to accept the next shit.

US toilets are about as antiquated as our trains. Trapped in the 1950s

1. But courtesy flush
2. But you’re allowed to communicate to the dick sucker. Communication is very important in sex
3. But I’m also using my phone to read
4. But use soap too
5. But also slap their face before walking away

They won’t enforce it on you. They enforce it on the manufactures

So you’ll just have to pay more for an imported laptop that doesn’t have this

I would expect it must be open source, so I don’t known why you’d decompile it

You mean the jungle destroyer site?

Probably using a rock crusher. Then a ball mill.

In Pakistan the rock crusher is probably a guy with a chissel and hammer.

My nightly routine: read, masturbate, and always lick the salt lamp before turning it off

It brings bad luck if you don’t lick the lamp before turning it off.

You mean you don’t push your cut hair through a hot oil press to extract the sebum for pancakes the next day?

The kind that many people pay a premium to eat

It’s Himalayan salt. The reason people buy that is because it has a loooot more minerals than just NaCL. You can literally see it by the color.

Is that for executives or made of executives?

I only have a block of 2 trillion grains

Surely it would get smaller slowly

You can take down 22 cameras every week with a drone.

Rioting is illegal and usually it’s poor people smashing the windows of other poor people’s shops.

The word you’re looking for is “uprising” or “revolution”

What are the available options for piefed clients on Android?

Well, I think I can asses that I don’t sleep well. When it takes me hours to fall asleep, then I wake up at 3am and can’t fall back to sleep for an hour or more.

I’m pretty sure some people can assess themselves for sleep issues…