This makes it so fast to accees my ID when cops pull me over
Think of all the money you’ll save by not having to buy condoms.
Or hang out with friends.
I’ll see that and raise you.
Finally a way to carry my steam deck
But where do you put your dignity?
HEY EVERYONE, THAT NERD HAS $200 IN HIS PANTS!
Tell me you’re not going to get laid without telling me you’re not going to get laid.
The only way you’re getting laid using this is because you’re in a full techwear outfit at an industrial rave politely buying the cybergoth a vodka monster.
This is some Napoleon Dynamite shit
Just my two cents. Because I’m so broke my wallet doesn’t hold more than that
You can literally see him putting $100 in the bill holder.
I think he means coins big dawg
Which were both quarters…
