*Drunken idiot.

Marijuana crabs.

You called her your wife, not your friend.

If she cut your hair, would you introduce her as your barber?

Oh wait, you don’t introduce her. 🙄

You know exactly what I mean and you’re being obtuse.

Why is she using WinRAR?

What are you doing, step-spouse?

Do you introduce her as your friend?

No one fucks their friends.

Think of all the money you’ll save by not having to buy condoms.

By idiots I mean the people who haven’t engineered in years.

The subject of the article.

Seems self-evident.

Great. The “why don’t you just…” idiots are “writing” code again and not reviewing it.

What could go wrong?

Alright, tankies. Explain how this isn’t colonialism.