• SnoopSqueak@lemmy.today
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    3 days ago

    Source for the lying claim?

    Magic isn’t real, dumbass dipshit.

    Source for literally any miracle?

    Source for literally any god?

    Fucking none. Real people die for your false beliefs. FUCKFACE.

    So someone that looked identical to Jesus

    Maybe, or just close enough, or Paul imagined it, or Paul made it up.

    with two men wearing pearly white sitting in his tomb and saying “he is not here, he is risen”

    Zero evidence that this took place.

    and why would Christ himself, if he was speaking falsehood

    Fuckface: by proclaiming himself christ, he is speaking falsehood. But he might not realize that he is lying because he’s fucking delusional.

    not say “I’m not God” before the pharisees and be pardoned?

    He was either huffing his own farts or trolling.

    Why was he actually willing to endure inhumane torture instead of copping out?

    Because he’s an idiot who didn’t think it would go that far.

    Why did he say, “my god, why have you forsaken me” if it was part of his plan and also he was god?

    We do have 500 witnesses

    No we don’t. We have Paul claiming there were 500 witnesses. Can you name 499 more?

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      3 days ago
      1. What about the other Gospels?

      2. The Bible/ witness accounts of the women

      3. He is not

      4. “Trolling” to bear inhumane torture?

      5. He could’ve copped out ANY moment if he was speaking falsehood. No one had an agreeing testimony and he couldve just said so

      and to fulfill the Old Testament

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        What about the other Gospels?

        They contradict each other.

        The Bible/ witness accounts of the women

        If the account is even true, they found an empty grave.

        You want to pretend that them being women lends more credence because (quite sexistly) the opinions of women were not valued as much back then, but actually it just makes sense they would be first because women were responsible for tending graves.

        He is not

        You’re just making shit up as it suits you.

        Fuck yourself.

        “Trolling” to bear inhumane torture?

        No, dumb fuck. He was a short-sighted idiot high on his own farts.

        He could’ve copped out ANY moment if he was speaking falsehood. No one had an agreeing testimony and he couldve just said so

        Right, he was as dangerously delusional as you are.

        and to fulfill the Old Testament

        You keep saying that like it means anything. He’s fulfilling slave rape?

        It’s all bullshit, you stupid coward.

        A song for you. https://snoopsqueak.com/video/102