I’d be shocked if it wasn’t illegal to hack your own car by now. People are very authoritarian about vehicles. They’re fine with unreasonable prices, mass surveillance, facial recognition, endless registries, and forced subscriptions (yes, that’s insurance) and eat up any justification the government gives them for it.

An attractive girl talking to me for more than a few sentences is automatically sending mixed messages. Obviously they don’t like me, why are they talking to me? I’m confused.