It’s a distinct possibility. But Trump’s pure as the driven snow. Surely nobody would have anything to blackmail him with.

Is that why? Damn! The more you know!

Well, the going rate for a Trump Pardon is $1 million, so if he can GoFundMe that, she’s laughing.

Must’ve been a bear. Lot of bears in Winona.

Lassie Has a Psychotic Reaction to Krokodil

Never doubt the dick.

According to that picture, he’s starting to nod off on plane stairs now.

Not even. Primarily because they can’t speak.

I don’t know if you do (and it’s none of my business, so I’m not asking), but if you suffer from depression, or are on some medications for it, a lack of enthusiasm can be a side-effect, and a review with your doctor may be needed.

Put your hand on a hot stovetop. You’ll rapidly become overwhelmed with the desire to remove it.

They could go the religious persecution route:

“Clap your hands, all you nations; shout to God with cries of joy!” – Psalm 47:1

I like how he worked hard for The People all his life to be remembered so fondly, and with such great respect, after he passed.

Yes, but ‘Please Like Me’ Musk doesn’t care about any of that.